They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
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Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
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I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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