The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
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I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
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Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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