He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
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I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
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Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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