she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
it's like heaven, but drunker
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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