dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
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Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
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Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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