I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
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She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
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Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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