We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
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They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
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How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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