ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
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So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
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Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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