you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
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She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
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I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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