yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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