Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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