My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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