its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
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