Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
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i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
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I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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