stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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