Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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