Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
organizing the empties. That sober.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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