Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
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At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
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Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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