a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
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we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
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red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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