Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
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stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
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I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
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