You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
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