There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
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These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
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I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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