i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
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