Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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