Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (517): View more from Michigan

  Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (517): Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets http://tfl.nu/g504
  Replies (12) Good night (1497) Bad night (458)
• Favorite

  (970): View more from Colorado

  sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (970): sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan. http://tfl.nu/zri3
  Replies (70) Good night (739) Bad night (2660)
• Favorite

  (810): View more from Michigan

  I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (810): I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work... http://tfl.nu/lwph
  Replies (29) Good night (4341) Bad night (644)
• Favorite

  (917): View more from New York City

  just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (917): just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect. http://tfl.nu/17qr
  Replies (23) Good night (6293) Bad night (669)
• Favorite

  (516): View more from New York

  i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (516): i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car http://tfl.nu/yqns
  Replies (27) Good night (1332) Bad night (5661)
• Favorite

  (406): View more from Montana

  Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...

  (303): View more from Colorado

  Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (406): Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack... (303): Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c? http://tfl.nu/og73
  Replies (16) Good night (5540) Bad night (1204)
• Favorite

  (330): View more from Ohio

  im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (330): im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes http://tfl.nu/3pbg
  Replies (10) Good night (1248) Bad night (3502)
• Favorite

  (256): View more from Alabama

  Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (256): Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence. http://tfl.nu/20hw
  Replies (6) Good night (2377) Bad night (1047)
• Favorite

  (954): View more from Florida

  I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (954): I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate. http://tfl.nu/yurv
  Replies (9) Good night (3751) Bad night (706)
• Favorite

  (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (412): Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it. http://tfl.nu/x2ar
  Replies (6) Good night (1894) Bad night (956)
• Favorite

  (734): View more from Michigan

  Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (734): Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on http://tfl.nu/hv9f
  Replies (7) Good night (1471) Bad night (861)
• Favorite

  (910): View more from North Carolina

  dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days

  (1-910): View more from North Carolina

  you have got to get your shit together

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (910): dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days (1-910): you have got to get your shit together http://tfl.nu/bju9
  Replies (11) Good night (492) Bad night (1514)
• Favorite

  (334): View more from Alabama

  Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (334): Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything? http://tfl.nu/366l
  Replies (9) Good night (672) Bad night (1547)
• Favorite

  (479): View more from Arkansas

  He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (479): He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish. http://tfl.nu/o2hu
  Replies (0) Good night (467) Bad night (257)
• Favorite

  (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (215): I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames. http://tfl.nu/kido
  Replies (9) Good night (752) Bad night (327)

Randomize