Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(647): View more from Ontario

Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.

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(831): View more from California

Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers

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(706): View more from Georgia

yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning

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(804): View more from Virginia

I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...

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(860): View more from Connecticut

I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct

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(770): View more from Georgia

When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.

(1-612): View more from Minnesota

Are you really alive right now?

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club

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(701): View more from North Dakota

Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...

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