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• (970): View more from Colorado

  You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE

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• (585): View more from New York

  What's the over under on catching something from your sister?

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• (239): View more from Florida

  I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...

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  I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.

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• (415): View more from California

  Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.

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• (914): View more from New York

  We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.

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• (561): View more from Florida

  And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.

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• (646): View more from New York

  Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.

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  Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF

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