Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
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I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
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figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.