So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you