I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
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BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
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Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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