..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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