If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
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i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
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The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
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