Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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