i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
The struggles of a small town man whore
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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