Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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