dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
A+ Viking dick
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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