508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
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Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
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Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
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