In the future we'll all be gay
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
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used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
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I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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