i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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