She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
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