she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Randomize
