I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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