well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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