i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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