well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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