Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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