So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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