I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it