If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place