look no pants
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
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you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
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Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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