Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
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