ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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