Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
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As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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