I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
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But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
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Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
I yelled at your uterus for you.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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