Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
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she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
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The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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