Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
No subtext here. People are naked.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
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