check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
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