Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
where are my eyebrows?
Randomize