come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
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she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
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So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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