This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
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